I'm Not Pointing Fingers or Anything....

but if the MAN gets BBQ & coals from the shed
WOMAN cleans grill of BBQ
WOMAN goes to the greengrocer
WOMAN goes to the butcher.
WOMAN goes to the bakery.
WOMAN prepares salads and vegetables.
WOMAN prepares the different meats.
WOMAN puts all meat on a dish together with all other BBQ necessities, such as herbs etc.
WOMAN brings cleaned grill and dish to MAN, who stands there waiting while holding a beer.
MAN puts meat on the BBQ 1 by 1.
WOMAN sets table.
WOMAN checks vegetables she is cooking.
WOMAN prepares dessert.
WOMAN comes outside to tell MAN the meat on the BBQ is burning.
MAN takes burned meat off the BBQ and gives it (on a dish) to the WOMAN.
WOMAN takes plates and brings out the tableware.
MAN pours drinks.
WOMAN cleans table and makes coffee.
WOMAN serves coffee and dessert.
WOMAN cleans table again.
WOMAN does dishes and cleans kitchen.
MAN leaves BBQ be, there are still some coals burning.
MAN asks WOMAN wheter she is happy she did not have to cook today.
MAN sees WOMAN looking flabbergasted and concludes:
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE WOMEN... www.life-of-a-scrapper-husband.blogspot.com

Like I said I'm not pointing fingers or anything, but if the bbq glove fits.....