Saturday, December 25, 2010

Say What?

Even though I'm not in the Mitten this year for Christmas doesn't mean I can't have a little fun with you.

Last year I collected a few quotes from our Christmas celebration and I thought I would share them this Christmas with you. How good is your memory? Can you identify who said what? Give it your best shot and I'll be back with the answers in a couple of days.

Let's get started.

1. "There are two things you don't mess with: a man's peanut butter and his ketchup."

2. "I don't sleep because I'm sick; I don't sleep because I'm crazy."

3. "I quit Farmville. I've been clean for ....."

4. I'll never leave that table."

5. "This is gonna tell a lot about him boys." Bonus points if you can identify why this was said.

6. "Oh no! My house is gone!"

7. "She has her cranky eyes on."

8. This is from a Facebook posting, "I can't trust mom with my broccoli. It's all stems."

9. "I can't end in a tie. What kind of Porter would I be?"

10. "Double the water to rice. Don't f*** up the rice."

Bring back any memories?

I look forward to your guesses.

4 comments....porters always have something to say!:

Carla said...
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Carla said...

1. "There are two things you don't mess with: a man's peanut butter and his ketchup." Gotta be Marv. He feels strong about those two things.

2. "I don't sleep because I'm sick; I don't sleep because I'm crazy." We all guessed it was me but only because I was sick last Christmas.

3. "I quit Farmville. I've been clean for ....." Baby John

4. I'll never leave that table." That could be any one of the babies. Sentiment still stands. I wanted to smash us all around one table and was told "that's not Porter tradition". Too bad. I won.

5. "This is gonna tell a lot about him boys." Bonus points if you can identify why this was said. Cory had to choose during the game of Apples to Apples. He threw us under the bus!

6. "Oh no! My house is gone!" Has to be our resident FV freak -- you!

7. "She has her cranky eyes on." Big Sis

8. This is from a Facebook posting, "I can't trust mom with my broccoli. It's all stems." Katie-girl.

9. "I can't end in a tie. What kind of Porter would I be?" Joni-Bologna

10. "Double the water to rice. Don't f*** up the rice." I'm suing for slander. I didn't say this. I said "Double the water to the rice. Don't MESS up the rice."

megawatt miler said...

1-I was going with Uncle Marv on this one too.

2-Def Aunt Carla. Not only because she was sick-her facebook posts prove she is up at weird hours.

3-Gotta be John, he is the only quitter so far!

4-No idea on this one.

5-Uncle Marv said it, he pressured Cory and he couldn't take the pressure! Something about marriage, I dont remember what the word was.

6-Definitely my mom-she was talking about her winter cottage thing that she paid 800,000 coins for.

7-My mom said this about me-I can't remember why but I remember being annoyed and she was just making me crankier!

8-I remember Katie saying this about her mom.

9-not sure, could be about anyone

10-I was going to say Uncle Chris, but it makes sense if Aunt Carla claims she was being misquoted.

Jock said...

No. 10 is definitely your Aunt Carla.

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